In the 1950's, a surgical procedure for the brain called the frontal lobotomy became popular. The surgery separated the frontal lobe of a patient's brain and left patients without personality, dulled, and emotionally blunted.

As someone living in the rat-race city of New York, I was always afraid my environment was going to give me a lobotomy. So here's to preserving my frontal lobe...

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Overexcited by New Products #1

I like Honey Bunches of Oats, but everyone knows that the only really good part is the oats. It's like putting in hours of work at the office (eating the shitty flakes) and then BINGO getting the big fat paycheck of the OAT BUNCH. Well now there's JUST BUNCHES, a cereal filled with paychecks and no work!! YES!!

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