In the 1950's, a surgical procedure for the brain called the frontal lobotomy became popular. The surgery separated the frontal lobe of a patient's brain and left patients without personality, dulled, and emotionally blunted.

As someone living in the rat-race city of New York, I was always afraid my environment was going to give me a lobotomy. So here's to preserving my frontal lobe...

Monday, March 3, 2008

Ray Gun

Somehow, I thought a ray gun would be a little more powerful than this...



What happened to bright beams of light and zapping people into little dust piles? Bush's $490 billion in military spending is making ray guns that make 60 year old news reporters (gasp!) a little uncomfortable. At least until they move 6 inches to the left. Somewhere, Osama is chuckling...

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