In the 1950's, a surgical procedure for the brain called the frontal lobotomy became popular. The surgery separated the frontal lobe of a patient's brain and left patients without personality, dulled, and emotionally blunted.

As someone living in the rat-race city of New York, I was always afraid my environment was going to give me a lobotomy. So here's to preserving my frontal lobe...

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Random Things

David Letterman: "Hillary Clinton barely won my home state of Indiana. And she lost in the State of North Carolina. But here is the good news. She has a substantial lead in the state of denial... I’m no pundit but it occurred to me that Hillary Clinton has one thing in common with President Bush. Neither of them has an exit strategy."

"If you don’t bring back my mothafuckin money
or my mothafuckin dope
you can forget about Christmas niggaa
cause you ain’t gon’ even see New Years."

-Master P, obviously an expert in the chronology of holidays


Every Asian person I know has taken those pictures where you jump in the air and click the camera. But these pictures take it to another level. None of these pictures are enhanced, by the way:


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